steph.

[axilium]

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[axilium]

Well, I won't tell you not to live your best life, as long as you don't break Hikage's heart.

[there is an elephant in the room and it's called "steph confessed to belph", but you know.]

[vigilantics]

[ this entire game is just going to be steph trying to get belph to acknowledge it while he swerves ]

I feel like I should defend my honor and say that I have no plans on living my best life.

[axilium]

How many people did you kiss in the castle, again...?

[vigilantics]

Only three! Shut up.

[ it could have been more if she really tried ]

[axilium]

[he laughs because this never stops being funny.]

[vigilantics]

I'm going to kick your ass.

[ she hates this ]

[axilium]

You can kick my ass all you like, but it doesn't erase the past!

[vigilantics]

Shirasu barely counts! He just wanted to scratch kissing off his "never done before" checklist!

[axilium]

[BELPH LAUGHS AGAIN BUT HARDER]

[vigilantics]

[ SHE IS GOING TO TRY TO COVER HIS DAMN MOUTH WITH HER HAND ]

[axilium]

Mmmpf—!

[vigilantics]

You must not mention this to anyone I know.

[ she'll die ]

[axilium]

[he looks thoughtful.]

[vigilantics]

[ her tone gets a little more serious ]

Please?

[axilium]

... All right, all right. You know I can't say no to you.

Sometimes.

[but no, he'll keep quiet.]

[vigilantics]

[ this is why belph is the bestie ]

... thanks.

[ sometimes you get a new chance to make a good first impression on some bats and you do not want to fuck it up. it's fine. ]

[axilium]

[he gets the feeling.]

I take no responsibility for anything you choose to do in round two, though.

[vigilantics]

I have learned from my previous mistakes, and will dodge any and all danger.

[axilium]

Doubtful, but at least if you lose your leg again, you're prepared?

[vigilantics]

No. I have decided I'm going to keep my limbs.

[axilium]

I'm very proud of you.

[vigilantics]

Did you see that I get to keep the fake one?

[axilium]

I did, which is very funny.

[vigilantics]

I'm going to use it as a blunt weapon.

[ against him ]

[axilium]

Careful, I'm fragile.