steph.

[axilium]

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[axilium]

I make no promises.

[vigilantics]

I will put on the mom hat.

[axilium]

Oh no, not the mom hat.

[vigilantics]

[ SHE JUST

MIMICS

PUTTING ON A HAT ]

It's on.

[axilium]

[he mimics knocking it off]

[vigilantics]

[ AN OFFENDED GASP ]

[axilium]

[innocent smile!!]

[vigilantics]

I am sending the bill for cleaning that imaginary hat to you.

[axilium]

I have no money anymore, remember? I'm dependent on you.

[vigilantics]

I really can't believe I'm a sugar mama at such a young age.

[axilium]

Again, you spoke those words, not me.

[vigilantics]

I am going to have to crush any expectations you may have, and say that I am a college student without a paying job.

[ her job is fighting crime

there is no paycheck ]

[axilium]

Well, darn. Dunno what we're going to do, then.

[vigilantics]

You may have to get a job? Wow.

[axilium]

I'll have you know I was a contributing member of society back in my world.

Is the fact I don't actually exist in Gotham going to pose any problems?

[vigilantics]

[ she snorts. ]

What do you think I'm using my book for? Well, I probably could have called in some favors, but if I did that then I'd probably have to end up explaining the whole [ gestures. murdergame. ] thing so. This is easier.

[axilium]

Then I suppose I can work, if I must.

[vigilantics]

Make sure you find somewhere with a cute uniform.

[axilium]

Just for you, no.

[vigilantics]

How mean...

[axilium]

Maybe Hikage will comply with your requests.

[vigilantics]

He is definitely not getting a job.

[ hikage would get one customer yelling at him and he will shoot them ]

[axilium]

So he's going to be your house husband?

[vigilantics]

It's probably what he wants.

[axilium]

[i was about to mention the kitchen cleaning task but i had the wisdom to double-check what day this thread took place]

Your place will never be dirty again.