steph.

[axilium]

Comments

[axilium]

I'm very proud of you.

[vigilantics]

Did you see that I get to keep the fake one?

[axilium]

I did, which is very funny.

[vigilantics]

I'm going to use it as a blunt weapon.

[ against him ]

[axilium]

Careful, I'm fragile.

[vigilantics]

I know you are. I have to try ver hard not to break your bones in every interaction.

[axilium]

I applaud your self-control.

[vigilantics]

You should always applaud me, Belphie.

[axilium]

My hands get tired.

[vigilantics]

Maybe you can do hand workouts.

[ ... ]

Never mind.

[axilium]

[he just raises an eyebrow.]

[vigilantics]

I just got scared at the thought of you with like, super bulky wrists.

[axilium]

I'll do my best to avoid such a fate, then.

[vigilantics]

It may make holding your hand difficult.

[ she knows he never lets her hold his hand ]

[axilium]

[and yet she keeps doing it anyway]

And then where would we be?

[vigilantics]

[ she will keep trying until he does not let go ]

Lost. The entire balance of the world will be tipped.

[axilium]

Well, can't have us being responsible for the destruction of the world.

[vigilantics]

I think I would have to quit my job if that was on my list of accomplishments?

[axilium]

Being a superhero truly is a job with such strict requirements.

[vigilantics]

You'd be surprised. One wrong move and you'll have the Justice League showing up to tell you to stop.

[axilium]

Ah, bureaucracy.

[vigilantics]

I know, right? There's always red tape somewhere.

[axilium]

Why can't we all just be allowed to do what we want...

[vigilantics]

I would probably veto your list of things you'd want to do.

[axilium]

How mean.