steph.

[axilium]

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[vigilantics]

I could rat you out.

[ she won't ]

[axilium]

[a mock gasp, as he places his hand over his heart.]

How could you do that to your bestie, Steph?

[vigilantics]

Sometimes, you need to learn a lesson.

And the lesson here is an angry chef.

[axilium]

He has a knife now, he can't complain.

[vigilantics]

He complained a lot before.

[axilium]

Then that's a personal problem on his end, not mine.

[vigilantics]

... just be on your best, non-klepto behavior.

[axilium]

Don't worry, those were most of the things I stole.

[vigilantics]

[ a dramatic whisper, ]

For now.

[axilium]

I can't deny that.

[vigilantics]

... just don't get too wild with it. There are a lot more people living with you now, and they're probably not as shady as your previous roomie.

[axilium]

They'll never have to know either.

[vigilantics]

... make sure you hide it well, moron.

[axilium]

Hiding things is my specialty.

[vigilantics]

Okay.

[ ... ]

And no more knives.

[axilium]

I make no promises.

[vigilantics]

I will put on the mom hat.

[axilium]

Oh no, not the mom hat.

[vigilantics]

[ SHE JUST

MIMICS

PUTTING ON A HAT ]

It's on.

[axilium]

[he mimics knocking it off]

[vigilantics]

[ AN OFFENDED GASP ]

[axilium]

[innocent smile!!]

[vigilantics]

I am sending the bill for cleaning that imaginary hat to you.

[axilium]

I have no money anymore, remember? I'm dependent on you.

[vigilantics]

I really can't believe I'm a sugar mama at such a young age.