steph.

[axilium]

Comments

[axilium]

I think this counts as being mean to me.

[vigilantics]

You should be proud of your nerd status! Get a t-shirt!

[axilium]

I distinctly feel as though you're insulting me every time you call me a nerd, though.

[vigilantics]

It's... a very loving insult.

[axilium]

Is it now?

[vigilantics]

Yeah?

Only I can call you a nerd.

[axilium]

How sweet. Will you beat up anyone else who insults my honour, then?

[vigilantics]

Yup. You just have to point me to them and I'll teach them a lesson.

[axilium]

I'll be sure to take advantage of your services.

[vigilantics]

... I feel like I should probably add a clause or two here.

[axilium]

Darn.

[vigilantics]

I have learned to look after loopholes.

[axilium]

Adding "lawyer" to your list of backup options?

[vigilantics]

Hm, I'm not sure if I'd be a good lawyer... I'd probably hit someone.

[axilium]

... That is a point of concern, yes.

[vigilantics]

I do not have the patience for it.

[ she does not have the patience for a lot of things but it's fine ]

[axilium]

[yeah]

You don't have the patience for a lot of things.

[vigilantics]

I'll have you know, that I have gone through much character development, so I am a lot better than I was before.

[ it's still bad but like

it used to be yikes ]

[axilium]

Of course, of course. I believe in your growth, Steph.

[vigilantics]

Wow... praise. Nice.

[ is this why people have praise kinks

she almost says it

and decides to be nice ]

[axilium]

[i hate you]

I am occasionally capable of validating people.

[vigilantics]

[ she didn't say it out loud it's fine ]

Maybe you can be a counselor.

[axilium]

I would never dream of stealing your job.

[vigilantics]

I don't get paid enough for this.

[axilium]

And yet you do it anyway.