axilium: (okay then)
belph the banana ([personal profile] axilium) wrote2018-06-09 10:07 pm
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week 0; saturday ( jae-ha )

['sup, jae-ha.]

Looks like we might not get that drinking competition after all, huh?
alttitude: (» i'm weeman and this is a big cone)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-10 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[yo, man]

Rescheduling, more like. Who can say the next time we'll all end up in the same place but - I would rather hope that this isn't the end.

[he's

so assured now]
alttitude: (» and the answer is yes)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-10 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . . ]

Well now you have to explain why you want to know.
alttitude: (» brick killed a guy)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-10 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
I thought you said that you're lazy.
alttitude: (» i love carpet)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-10 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'll hardly be a threat to you if I can't figure out a way to stay alive.
alttitude: (» hi. i'm jae-ha. welcome to jackass.)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-10 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
... Belph.

[Jae-ha laughs, raising a brow.]

You don't want me to die, and I don't want to die.

I don't plan on telling you, because I don't plan on dying.

Unless - there's a special reason that you want to know, besides precautions.
alttitude: (» and the answer is yes)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-10 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . ]

Sure.

Though you'll find it doesn't exactly make me loose-lipped, if it's better for me to cut to the end for you.
alttitude: (» brick killed a guy)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-10 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be correct there also.

[easily!]

I do need all my faculties to prepare for whatever's coming my way, after all.
alttitude: (» it's called sex panther)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-10 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[gently pushing him in the direction of the kitchen]

I didn't say that either! Come, all work and no play makes for a dull dragon.
alttitude: (» i love carpet)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-10 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Of course! Make sure that you keep things light in this castle, alright? We have so many somber types around here.
alttitude: (» i think i ate your chocolate squirrel)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-10 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[listen,,]

Maybe you need a new repertoire of jokes?

[but look they made it to their destination, time to find some booze]
alttitude: (» i'm weeman and this is a big cone)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-10 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
No? You can't find any humor in our situation?
alttitude: (» i hold a california state record)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-10 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that sounds like a mystery to me. Who wouldn't welcome a little self-awareness in a murderous castle?
alttitude: (» where'd you get the hand grenade?)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-10 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you find the people here boring?
alttitude: (» is butterbean okay?)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-10 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[IMMEDIATELY:]

Right?

The more stubborn their frowns are, the more fun it is!
alttitude: (» hi. i'm jae-ha. welcome to jackass.)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-10 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Souji's quite fun - we'll have to see if we can all drink together another time anyway.

That Fitzgerald man too, even if I can't say that I understand him. And... ah, the other one? The one who doesn't know anything about women?

[Yasusada....]
alttitude: (» where'd you get the hand grenade?)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-10 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
About this tall.

[yams is kinda short tbh but jae-ha shows the height]

Poofy black hair? Wears blue? Bright blue eyes? Follows Souji like a lost puppy?
alttitude: (» brick killed a guy)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-11 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
From what I remember -

He was very offended when I said I didn't know who Okita Souji was before coming here.
alttitude: (» hi. i'm jae-ha. welcome to jackass.)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-11 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Careful, we might get in trouble if you ask too loudly.
alttitude: (» yeah i stabbed a man in the heart)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-11 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[GAAAAAAAASP

he moves to cover belph's mouth and pull away from the nearest doorway]


Traitor!
alttitude: (» bark twice if you're in milwaukee)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-11 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Are you trying to get rid of me even before tomorrow.
alttitude: (» scotch scotch scotch)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-11 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[HEY]

I didn't say that I'd lose.
alttitude: (» by the beard of zeus!)

[personal profile] alttitude 2018-06-12 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
If he deserved it, sure.