week 1; saturday ( stephanie )

[axilium]

[well, that was a ride. honestly, it's been kind of overwhelming, so belph's doing what he does best, which is emotional repression!]

... Just our luck that our target ended up being a murderer this week, huh?

[it's a little awkward.]

Comments

[vigilantics]

One: shut up. Two: shut up.

[ she'll get up as well, and... is not as stable as he is. ]

We will both go around the room.

[axilium]

Roger that.

[he's enjoying this way too much.]

[vigilantics]

[ LOOK!! she's stupidly stubborn and will die on this hill now that she set herself on it.

steph is obviously swaying. ]

[axilium]

[while belph can't, say, do a merry skip, he remains steady as he walks.

also, he's trying to stifle a laugh.]

[vigilantics]

Are you laughing? This is serious.

[ she says, as she walks into a counter. ]

[axilium]

[okay, he's not stifling it anymore.]

[vigilantics]

Rude!

[ give her a sec she is... backing away from the counter and going to him... ]

[axilium]

[he's walking away because he has a sense of self-preservation??]

[vigilantics]

[ she grabs a conveniently placed banana and tosses it at him ]

[axilium]

[ducks!]

Oh no, someone's trying to murder me right now.

[vigilantics]

You deserve it!

[ she is never going to actually catch him. ]

[axilium]

Never.

[rip steph.]

[vigilantics]

You're going to have to slow down at one point.

[axilium]

Before or after you do?

[vigilantics]

After! Obviously! So I can get you.

[ when the world stops moving. ]