steph.

[axilium]

Comments

[vigilantics]

What? I'm going to get drinks with you and do a nerd activity, which is the opposite of bullying.

[ calling it a nerd activity is bullying ]

[axilium]

My feelings are hurt.

[vigilantics]

Good thing we're gonna get drunk so you can forget I hurt them!

[axilium]

Or maybe you'll get drunk alone so that I can laugh at you.

[vigilantics]

You are not really selling the whole drinking buddies thing here, pal.

[axilium]

Sorry, but we did establish your tolerance versus mine, remember?

[vigilantics]

That was a fluke.

[ it really was not. ]

[axilium]

Was it now?

[vigilantics]

... yes.

Obviously?

[axilium]

Well, we'll just have to test that.

[vigilantics]

Fine! Challenge accepted.

[axilium]

Just remember that you started this.

[vigilantics]

Yes, and when I win, I will flaunt that.

[axilium]

Those are fighting words, Steph.

[vigilantics]

Good thing I'm always in a fighting mood.

I will even let you pick the drink.

[axilium]

Giving me a handicap? How generous.

[vigilantics]

I am super thoughtful and kind, yes.

[axilium]

And so modest.

[vigilantics]

Especially that. You know me so well.

[axilium]

You truly are a bastion of virtue.

[vigilantics]

Thank you for noticing.

[ and look, alcohol ]

[axilium]

[his one true love]

And we're here!

[vigilantics]

Alright... choose your poison. And mine. Since you're picking.

[axilium]

It's dangerous to leave it in the dealer's hands, Steph.

[jan doesn't know alcohol so he just picks two drinks i won't name. he'll be fair and make them the same, and since he has admittedly drunk a hell lot today, they're not too strong.]

[vigilantics]

If you cheat I will find out.

[ how

but she will easily accept her drink ]