ic inbox (cerealia);

[axilium]

"Ah, this is Belph. I'm too lazy to pick up right no—I mean, I am currently unavailable, so you'll have to try again later. Unless this is Elcia, of course, in which case I'm sure I don't need to hear it.

Cheers!"

[ voice | video | text | action ]

Comments

text;

[compossible]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

xoxoxoxoxoxo

[obviously, she has the most deadpan expression as she sends this

here belph have some spam]

text;

[axilium]

[wow]

Have you considered seeing a doctor to remove me from your heart?

xoxoxoxo

text;

[compossible]

[wow!!!]

I was just waiting for the proper moment to cut you out. Thanks for the permission though. I'll get right on that.

xoxoxoxoxoxo

text;

[axilium]

You're welcome! Tell me how it goes. Oh, and whether your heart gets broken or not, but since you're such a likable person, I'm sure you won't have any problems.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

text;

[compossible]

I see you're as helpful as ever. Try not to be so lazy that you neglect your heart's health either. It's a useful internal organ, and I'm sure not doing it for you.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

text;

[axilium]

I'll try not to, though seeing as how I don't care for anyone, it may prove difficult.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

text;

[compossible]

In other words, you're a sad and lonely bachelor. Pitiful. Good luck finding five people.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

text;

[axilium]

If nothing else, I have you!

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

text;

[compossible]

I just told you I'm not doing it for you. Solve it for yourself.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

text;

[axilium]

Not even for your dearest friend?

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

[what are they even doing]

text;

[compossible]

E s p e c i a l l y not for you.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

[who even knows anymore... they sure don't.]

text;

[axilium]

How cruel of you, though that's my Elcia for you, I suppose.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

(I feel like this is potentially inspirational, however.)

[he's thinking future pranks.]

text;

[compossible]

I don't know what to tell you. I warned you at the very start of this conversation.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

(Very true. Especially since nobody seems to know what spam or chain mail are in this place. They must live so blissfully.)

[she's down for this]

text;

[axilium]

I wasn't paying attention.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

(Sounds like they need more excitement in their lives, wouldn't you say?)

[he knew he could count on you sadistic duo partner]

text;

[compossible]

Not my problem.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

(I think so. They're lucky we're here to spice up their lives for them.)

[what is even happening here though.]

text;

[axilium]

That's my Elcia.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

(It's like a community service that we're providing for them.)

[that is a good question.]

text;

[compossible]

Okay, I'm tired of hitting x's and o's.

[and...there's something sad about--"That's my Elcia".

Sometimes, she even wishes she wasn't dead.]

Let's help them out sometime with their spam problem though, it sounds like a good time.

text;

[axilium]

And you accuse me of being lazy.

I'll add it to the list, then.

[He says as if he has an actual list, but.

... It's nostalgic, plotting with Elcia like this (as if she weren't dead, as if this entire thing weren't a giant mess that he doesn't know how to deal with—).]

text;

[compossible]

That's because you are lazy.

But yeah, you do that. Anyway, I'm going to go do something that's productive and not talking to you. Later.

[...Things really are a giant mess, aren't they?

Haaaa.]

voice;

[madhatted]

[ A message pops up in your inbox from an anonymous source. How strange! If you don't delete it immediately, you'll be greeted with an audio message that's quiet, at first. In fact, it's quiet enough that just in time for you to turn it up, it starts to speak. It sounds suspiciously like Xerxes Break if you know him, but at the same time, there's a totally stupid voice being used, since it's not like Break would send this message along. Emily, though? Of course. She's such a gossip. ]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something preeeety bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious~! Kehehehehehe!!!

(( ooc note ; break is sending this to literally everyone in the game, so I'm sorry... Feel free to figure out he caused it, since it's not like he's trying that hard to hide it. ))