"Ah, this is Belph. I'm too lazy to pick up right no—I mean, I am currently unavailable, so you'll have to try again later. Unless this is Elcia, of course, in which case I'm sure I don't need to hear it.
... It's nostalgic, plotting with Elcia like this (as if she weren't dead, as if this entire thing weren't a giant mess that he doesn't know how to deal with—).]
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xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
[what are they even doing]
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xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
[who even knows anymore... they sure don't.]
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xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
(I feel like this is potentially inspirational, however.)
[he's thinking future pranks.]
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xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
(Very true. Especially since nobody seems to know what spam or chain mail are in this place. They must live so blissfully.)
[she's down for this]
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xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
(Sounds like they need more excitement in their lives, wouldn't you say?)
[he knew he could count on you sadistic duo partner]
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(I think so. They're lucky we're here to spice up their lives for them.)
[what is even happening here though.]
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(It's like a community service that we're providing for them.)
[that is a good question.]
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[and...there's something sad about--"That's my Elcia".
Sometimes, she even wishes she wasn't dead.]
Let's help them out sometime with their spam problem though, it sounds like a good time.
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I'll add it to the list, then.
[He says as if he has an actual list, but.
... It's nostalgic, plotting with Elcia like this (as if she weren't dead, as if this entire thing weren't a giant mess that he doesn't know how to deal with—).]
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But yeah, you do that. Anyway, I'm going to go do something that's productive and not talking to you. Later.
[...Things really are a giant mess, aren't they?
Haaaa.]