ic inbox (cerealia);

[axilium]

"Ah, this is Belph. I'm too lazy to pick up right no—I mean, I am currently unavailable, so you'll have to try again later. Unless this is Elcia, of course, in which case I'm sure I don't need to hear it.

Cheers!"

[ voice | video | text | action ]

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text;

[axilium]

If nothing else, I have you!

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

text;

[compossible]

I just told you I'm not doing it for you. Solve it for yourself.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

text;

[axilium]

Not even for your dearest friend?

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

[what are they even doing]

text;

[compossible]

E s p e c i a l l y not for you.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

[who even knows anymore... they sure don't.]

text;

[axilium]

How cruel of you, though that's my Elcia for you, I suppose.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

(I feel like this is potentially inspirational, however.)

[he's thinking future pranks.]

text;

[compossible]

I don't know what to tell you. I warned you at the very start of this conversation.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

(Very true. Especially since nobody seems to know what spam or chain mail are in this place. They must live so blissfully.)

[she's down for this]

text;

[axilium]

I wasn't paying attention.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

(Sounds like they need more excitement in their lives, wouldn't you say?)

[he knew he could count on you sadistic duo partner]

text;

[compossible]

Not my problem.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

(I think so. They're lucky we're here to spice up their lives for them.)

[what is even happening here though.]

text;

[axilium]

That's my Elcia.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

(It's like a community service that we're providing for them.)

[that is a good question.]

text;

[compossible]

Okay, I'm tired of hitting x's and o's.

[and...there's something sad about--"That's my Elcia".

Sometimes, she even wishes she wasn't dead.]

Let's help them out sometime with their spam problem though, it sounds like a good time.

text;

[axilium]

And you accuse me of being lazy.

I'll add it to the list, then.

[He says as if he has an actual list, but.

... It's nostalgic, plotting with Elcia like this (as if she weren't dead, as if this entire thing weren't a giant mess that he doesn't know how to deal with—).]

text;

[compossible]

That's because you are lazy.

But yeah, you do that. Anyway, I'm going to go do something that's productive and not talking to you. Later.

[...Things really are a giant mess, aren't they?

Haaaa.]