This isn't who I really am. I'm acting this way so that you'll trust me. I've played this part more times than I can count. I don't care what happens to you, or anyone else here, as long as I get my wish granted. I have the power to help you, but I've been using it to entertain myself instead.

[ as he speaks, a crooked smile works its way onto his face - slightly manic, mostly bitter and cynical. He looks over at Belph, daring him to respond. ]

... If I said that, what would you do?