axilium: (i am a little shit part 3)
"goddamnit" belph the banana ([personal profile] axilium) wrote2015-03-18 12:50 pm

ic inbox (cerealia);

"Ah, this is Belph. I'm too lazy to pick up right no—I mean, I am currently unavailable, so you'll have to try again later. Unless this is Elcia, of course, in which case I'm sure I don't need to hear it.

Cheers!"


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compossible: (You Cannot Change The Future)

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[personal profile] compossible 2015-03-28 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

xoxoxoxoxoxo


[obviously, she has the most deadpan expression as she sends this

here belph have some spam]
Edited 2015-03-28 00:13 (UTC)
compossible: (Time Machine)

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[personal profile] compossible 2015-03-28 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
[wow!!!]

I was just waiting for the proper moment to cut you out. Thanks for the permission though. I'll get right on that.

xoxoxoxoxoxo
compossible: (You Cannot Change The Future)

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[personal profile] compossible 2015-03-28 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
I see you're as helpful as ever. Try not to be so lazy that you neglect your heart's health either. It's a useful internal organ, and I'm sure not doing it for you.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
compossible: (Trapped In The Past)

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[personal profile] compossible 2015-03-28 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
In other words, you're a sad and lonely bachelor. Pitiful. Good luck finding five people.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
compossible: (Time Master)

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[personal profile] compossible 2015-03-28 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
I just told you I'm not doing it for you. Solve it for yourself.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
compossible: (Our Time Travel Is Different)

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[personal profile] compossible 2015-03-28 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
E s p e c i a l l y not for you.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo


[who even knows anymore... they sure don't.]
compossible: (You Already Changed The Past)

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[personal profile] compossible 2015-03-28 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know what to tell you. I warned you at the very start of this conversation.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

(Very true. Especially since nobody seems to know what spam or chain mail are in this place. They must live so blissfully.)


[she's down for this]
compossible: (Narnia Time)

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[personal profile] compossible 2015-04-03 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Not my problem.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

(I think so. They're lucky we're here to spice up their lives for them.)


[what is even happening here though.]
compossible: (Portal Book)

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[personal profile] compossible 2015-04-07 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, I'm tired of hitting x's and o's.

[and...there's something sad about--"That's my Elcia".

Sometimes, she even wishes she wasn't dead.]


Let's help them out sometime with their spam problem though, it sounds like a good time.
Edited 2015-04-07 05:44 (UTC)
compossible: (Default)

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[personal profile] compossible 2015-04-10 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
That's because you are lazy.

But yeah, you do that. Anyway, I'm going to go do something that's productive and not talking to you. Later.


[...Things really are a giant mess, aren't they?

Haaaa.]
madhatted: (my team is batshit-pants on head-insane)

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[personal profile] madhatted 2015-03-28 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ A message pops up in your inbox from an anonymous source. How strange! If you don't delete it immediately, you'll be greeted with an audio message that's quiet, at first. In fact, it's quiet enough that just in time for you to turn it up, it starts to speak. It sounds suspiciously like Xerxes Break if you know him, but at the same time, there's a totally stupid voice being used, since it's not like Break would send this message along. Emily, though? Of course. She's such a gossip. ]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something preeeety bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious~! Kehehehehehe!!!

(( ooc note ; break is sending this to literally everyone in the game, so I'm sorry... Feel free to figure out he caused it, since it's not like he's trying that hard to hide it. ))